Sunday, October 17, 2010

(A) a pen into the village drunk the wrong home

 Lying near the sow,UGGs, said: Wife: Give me some water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down, what Caesar Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.

(b) a young woman out the trash,bailey UGG boots, do not accidentally slipped in the garbage, was about to get back up again by a scavenging of the old man in his arms,cheap UGG boots, feeling the old man said: city people is not live, such a good wife did not want to do a.

(c) an agricultural town to catch a donkey, donkey red light, fined 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer even more gas: Farmer was in a rage, then shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said:

turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.

toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?

(e) Pertinent to see the weasel in Xunshi said:

Carter, oriole was shot down, weasel cursed:

(f) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar was passing through,UGG boots cheap, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs brother, be good enough to come that woman also abandoned.

(g) a police dog to see the road over an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!

(h) One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! I lost my underwear see if it is stolen you wear

(IX) on the parent company Butterfly Butterfly sings:

along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings:

(j) the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: pants?

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