On one occasion, to the police station inspection, listening to a grassroots police told me a place in the countryside affair jokes, some classic, finishing as the weekend, and for your happy smile, had a good day.
joke is that security patrols caught a thief. According to the thief confessed that one evening, he went to a tofu shop in town court theft crime. The tofu shop is a divorced Banlaoxuniang open.
That night, he comes in, it was found that only proprietress of a shop at home, surprise, that their night will not empty-handed, harvest a lot. He wanted to wait for opportunity to commit crimes of theft, but his boss has been found at home, uneasy, as if thinking about something. Soon, he found that someone knocked on the door, shouting boss. He listened to them, is a man's voice. I thought so late, and still others to buy tofu. The thief was afraid he was found, so the boss secretly hiding in the room next door. He did not think, in listening to go, boss man shouting voices are familiar, such as a township cadres. He was found to be more afraid of being recognized, so not making a sound.
police Q: That night, you spent more time in the house? Specifically doing to look after a detailed account of the situation.
thief: the village cadres came in, never left. He did not dare to come out, stay the next room and eavesdropping, waiting for an opportunity theft.
Q: What do you see the future?
thief, I see them and soon went off the light, as if talking about one thing, related to artifacts.
police have the case heard the case, more light fun, busy asking: what say? Details of what you said.
thief: they seemed to talk about an old painting. I heard that the village cadres to the boss said ... ...
thief said: After a child, as if someone fell to the ground.
Q: These words mean?
thief said: I heard the boss as if to say: You come quick it!
asked: Oh, go on.
thief wrote: Soon, I felt as if together they eat crabs.
police ask: what say?
thief said: I heard the village cadres boss said: You do not understand Yeah, break apart the two legs better!
police some confused, and asked: What happened then?
thief said: It seems too soon, the wife of the elderly came. I heard the boss shouted: Oh, My! Oh, My!
police Q: What did not?
thief said: Finally, they seemed in good spirits and still play chess.
police ask: what say?
thief, I heard the boss says: No, again a gun, a gun again!
Oh, the weekend the right to make jokes small text, unlimited happiness, happy forever, I wish you happy weekend!
joke is that security patrols caught a thief. According to the thief confessed that one evening, he went to a tofu shop in town court theft crime. The tofu shop is a divorced Banlaoxuniang open.
That night, he comes in, it was found that only proprietress of a shop at home, surprise, that their night will not empty-handed, harvest a lot. He wanted to wait for opportunity to commit crimes of theft, but his boss has been found at home, uneasy, as if thinking about something. Soon, he found that someone knocked on the door, shouting boss. He listened to them, is a man's voice. I thought so late, and still others to buy tofu. The thief was afraid he was found, so the boss secretly hiding in the room next door. He did not think, in listening to go, boss man shouting voices are familiar, such as a township cadres. He was found to be more afraid of being recognized, so not making a sound.
police Q: That night, you spent more time in the house? Specifically doing to look after a detailed account of the situation.
thief: the village cadres came in, never left. He did not dare to come out, stay the next room and eavesdropping, waiting for an opportunity theft.
Q: What do you see the future?
thief, I see them and soon went off the light, as if talking about one thing, related to artifacts.
police have the case heard the case, more light fun, busy asking: what say? Details of what you said.
thief: they seemed to talk about an old painting. I heard that the village cadres to the boss said ... ...
thief said: After a child, as if someone fell to the ground.
Q: These words mean?
thief said: I heard the boss as if to say: You come quick it!
asked: Oh, go on.
thief wrote: Soon, I felt as if together they eat crabs.
police ask: what say?
thief said: I heard the village cadres boss said: You do not understand Yeah, break apart the two legs better!
police some confused, and asked: What happened then?
thief said: It seems too soon, the wife of the elderly came. I heard the boss shouted: Oh, My! Oh, My!
police Q: What did not?
thief said: Finally, they seemed in good spirits and still play chess.
police ask: what say?
thief, I heard the boss says: No, again a gun, a gun again!
Oh, the weekend the right to make jokes small text, unlimited happiness, happy forever, I wish you happy weekend!
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